February 2012
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So
so if I get this job
I will not have to pay for rent.
That saves me 500-something dollars a month holy mother of jesus
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I will not rest until you all love Stephen Leacock...
beatonna:
I go back and read Stephen Leacock just to remind myself that I’ll never be this smart and funny but I’d damn well better try at least.
Here is one of the best pieces, Gertrude the Governess, a parody of the Victorian novel from his Nonsense Novels collection:
well, he’s won me over…
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“Pepper! That’s unfortunate!”
– The guy who was trying to borrow salt from me when he found out it was actually pepper
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FYI
Corn chowder is the greatest invention of all time.
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Anonymous asked: for a really long time i pitied you, because you seem so lonely. but the more i follow your blog the more i realize you're just a bitter asshole. ffs cheer up sometimes. stop whining about regrets and start changing so you don't spend more time just regretting things. or don't. whatever. all i know is you're fucking annoying.
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I think they should have a Supernatural episode where an MRI machine is possessed or some kind of supernatural device and it feeds on metal and human flesh, so it lures people in if they have pacemakers or something and rips the devices out of their bodies before drawing them into its circular depths and devouring them.
Yes.
This is a good idea for an episode.
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I do not understand why all posts of cancer patients start with “this may not be a skinny, pretty, blonde, tan girl…”
like
… does Tumblr not have anything else in terms of ‘beauty’, or…?
Anonymous asked: ... never fall in love? why? what happened? i feel like there could be a story behind this.
taupetoupee said: I’m stuck on the hand washing bit. Why even.
I don’t know but sometimes I’ll be in the bathroom when she is and she just walks out.
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Hahahahaha guys
So, you know my roommate right? (Well, not personally but you know what I mean)
So
so my roommate
her alarm
goes off at six AM. Now I know what you’re probably thinking “Madeleine, you wake up at four two or three times a week, what’s the big dealio?”
First: don’t say dealio. Second: I know enough to know that normally people do not wake up at this time, so I...
Anonymous asked: ☼ ♥
My notes for this class say “pull a moriarty— obsess over music examples”.
‘kay.
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I realized tonight that I’ve developed a habit of cobb!squinting when I’m wondering how something is actually capable of existing.
guys
it’s so hard not to do it
I just
headtilt
and cobb!squint.
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patronsaintofqualityfootwear said: dude i was in fucking antarctica earlier there were penguins everywhere
whAT are there even airports there?
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djlivliv:
I never do this shit, but I urge you guys to go read debonaircourfeyrac’s contribution to the almosthistoric fest on LJ. It is pretty damn sublime. (The ending made me cry, so…)
Title: June Ghosts Prompt: Enjolras/Grantaire, an afterlife
In February 1848 the people rose. Grantaire saw Enjolras atop a barricade, his hair seeming to be one with the winter sun, his eyes blending with...
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P.S.
Bought another sweater today.
Not
even
sorry.
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Anonymous asked: ❄, ☁.
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I thought I should make a deep and personal ask... →
azzbuttz:
✞ Your religious Views? ✂ Have you ever self-harmed? Why? ✿ Relationship with your father? ❀ Relationship with your mother? ✩ Who is your most loved person? ♛ Have you ever been bullied? ☂ What is your sexuality? ☼ Who makes you the happiest? ♞ What is the most heroic thing you’ve ever done? ❄ What calms you down when you’re upset? ♥ Have you ever fallen in love? ✖ Had your...
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google "marion cotillard", one of the 'most...
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WHAT IS THIS FIC DOING
IT’S LIKE IT’S TEARING ME APAAAART
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“Like you’re so old now,” Ariadne said. “In your thirties, oh no. Get a walker. I mean, come on, you guys are going to be hot forever, like George Clooney and Paul Newman.”
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candyapplearchangel said: but the next ep. doesn’t come out till the 9th… we must wait in agony
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Ugh okay so I’m a little disappointed.
Not like… “Rolling in the Deep” disappointed, more like “wut” followed by a series of increasingly self-depricating remarks disappointed.
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is it bad that the reason I’m excited for next week is summed up with that one brief clip of Sam on the gurney?
no?
good.
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cannot tell if headache is stress headache or dehydration or
regardless, not a fan.
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The ‘eyes’ tag is, much like the ‘brain’ and the ‘bibliomania’ tags, very disappointing.
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